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Posted by ilovemuse - July 23rd, 2010
This blog is effing hilarious beyond all reason, you have to read it all the way through:
http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-ea t-it/
I'm not sure about this one, but i like the music, so.....
http://gudhak.org/flash/old%20school%2 0daft.swf
Posted by ilovemuse - April 24th, 2010
Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure Doctor?
Witness: Because the patient's brain was sitting on my desk in a jar at the time.
Lawyer: But could the patient have been alive nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it's possible that he could be alive and practicing law somewhere.
