Total Medals Earned: 289 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,500 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Start watching! But will you finish it?
You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?
Watch for the 2nd time!
Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 6/18 (35/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/305 points)
Restart 100 times in one level
View the credits
Beat level 18
Beat the game in one session in under 20 minutes
Beat the game in one session without dying or restarting